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Dude, you need to go to bed earlier.

If you`d gone to bed at a reasonable hour last night this would never have happened.

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corsepervita wrote:Sounds like "Pro-va-lone", lots of it is prov-together, one piece is prov-alone.
Nope, still lost on me but this thread is very funny!
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Post by corsepervita »

HAHAHAHAHA so true, so true. Unfortunately with my work schedule I sometimes find myself not sleeping till 4 or 5am. That's ok though.

:lol: :lol: you guys crack me up haha
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Bootsy wrote: Nope, still lost on me but this thread is very funny!
Come on chaps :roll: :roll:

Is this the first cheese related thread that we've had on DDK?

Another one for you:

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?























wait for it.....
















almost there......




















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Post by mycar »

Oooh Oooh, I`ve got one... What cheese is made backwards ?

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E D A M !

Yay!!!!!!!! :wink:
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Very gouda, but not very mature :oops:
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C U B I S T - 1 1 1 5

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Post by hot66 »

the cheese touch is spreading :shock: !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73DxZPhVOYc
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cubist wrote:Image
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What about a DDK 'Cheese racing' event?

http://www.cheeseracing.com/

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Post by 23e Heure »

What cheese would you use to lure a grizzly out of the woods?








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"Camembert"
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23e Heure wrote:What cheese would you use to lure a grizzly out of the woods?

"Camembert"



Eh??? :?:







Oh I get it, the grizzly's name is Bert.......


Very funny.
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