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by mycar » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:07 pm
Dude, you need to go to bed earlier.
If you`d gone to bed at a reasonable hour last night this would never have happened.
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by Bootsy » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:08 pm
corsepervita wrote: Sounds like "Pro-va-lone", lots of it is prov-together, one piece is prov-alone.
Nope, still lost on me but this thread is very funny!
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by corsepervita » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:08 pm
HAHAHAHAHA so true, so true. Unfortunately with my work schedule I sometimes find myself not sleeping till 4 or 5am. That's ok though.
you guys crack me up haha
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by abm914 » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:11 pm
Bootsy wrote: Nope, still lost on me but this thread is very funny!
Come on chaps
Is this the first cheese related thread that we've had on DDK?
Another one for you:
What cheese do you use to hide a horse?
wait for it.....
almost there......
Mascarpone
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by mycar » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:18 pm
Oooh Oooh, I`ve got one... What cheese is made backwards ?
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by cubist » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:28 pm
E D A M !
Yay!!!!!!!!
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by myatt1972 » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:38 pm
Very gouda, but not very mature
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by cubist » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:52 pm
C U B I S T - 1 1 1 5
'83 Triumph Acclaim - 3sp Auto (cat D)
Singer 3232 - Titanium bobbin, Autothread
'67 Gresham Flyer - Puncture, rear
Sherbet Lemons - 4oz, loose
Motorola - PG 2000, locked
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by hot66 » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:25 pm
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by corsepervita » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:48 am
cubist wrote:
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by 23e Heure » Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:00 pm
What cheese would you use to lure a grizzly out of the woods?
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"Camembert"
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by abm914 » Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:10 pm
23e Heure wrote: What cheese would you use to lure a grizzly out of the woods?
"Camembert"
Eh???
Oh I get it, the grizzly's name is Bert.......
Very funny.