Girl in disco

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Girl in disco

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Just a quickie then I've got to go.

Man to a girl in a disco:
"Wow - I love your skintight pants, how ever do you get into them?"
Girl:
"You could start with a Bacardi and Babycham!"

Did you spot the clue that identified that joke as something from one's misspent youth. Yes, it was disco!
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Re: Girl in disco

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Ah, that was originally part of a string of Martini jokes from way back, first published in Playboy (allegedly). Your words but substitute 'Martini' instead of 'Bacardi and Babycham'...
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You naughty boy, keeping that pile of well thumbed Playboy magazines under your bed, your mum's going to give you a slap!
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Re: Girl in disco

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Sorry, I keep meaning to send them back to you...
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I don't want any of them with the pages stuck together!
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