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Racism
 
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says,
"Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied,
"Because you're in Halfords"
 
 
 
 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Funny. Sorry Owen.

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Mike WAS a good friend and the a senior member of the rebuild team....a vacancy is now available for both :shock:

But lets be honest Richmond's Irish sausage are the best :)
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bjmullan wrote:Mike WAS a good friend and the a senior member of the rebuild team....a vacancy is now available for both :shock:
TBH I was looking for something with a few more hours anyway. :lol:

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Post by owen nw »

way are irish jokes so stupid
so every one esle understands them lol owen nw
ask me do i care. do i f**k
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