Nothing to do with philosophy

[Bewildebeest]

There was a young lady from Bude,





Who went for a swim in a lake.






A bloke in a punt,








Stuck a pole up her nose,







And said "You can't swim here, it's private"

[964RS]

I like that too.

This is getting silly now....people with my sense of humour

[Bewildebeest]

It's best recited with gravitas, perfect timing and a bar full of friends with just one too many beers.