Test for dementure...

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All tiied up
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Test for dementure...

Post by All tiied up »

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
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Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?













Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?












Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?



Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







Did you Answer Nunu?




NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?








He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple…
If it doesn't feel right....Don't do it!

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Post by Miggs »

bloody hell im going mad didnt get one right :oops:
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Post by 40 scout »

What's the world coming to - I got em all wrong :( - tried it out on my youngest - Jake who's 11 and he got em all right
bar one!! :oops:

Oh well its off to the pub for me to do away with a few more brain cells :roll:

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Post by drummerboytom »

If i overtake the last person it's because i've lapped them .
I could be in any position...except last !
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