Beware - B&Q Scam

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tanick
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Beware - B&Q Scam

Post by tanick »

As you know I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams, but I had a near miss yesterday.

I walked into B&Q and some guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.

Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
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Post by cubist »

Had a similar problem at Kwik-fit when the cockney chap in yellow and blue asked us customers who needed rimming. I got in first though, much to his surprise...
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Post by East Coast Dave »

There was a cocky waiter at our Christmas do asked my wife if she wanted stuffing.

You can guess the rest :lol:
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Post by tanick »

cubist wrote:I got in first though, much to his surprise...
I'm not going to ask which way I should read that :lol:
Pablo

Post by Pablo »

Very clever :lol:
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