"Small" talk

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guy_spyder550

"Small" talk

Post by guy_spyder550 »

Something to make "Small" talk about next time you ring up that Call Centre in Bangalore

:lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm
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Post by lewis »

three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture
:shock: so what is the internationl standard. :roll:

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Post by drummerboytom »

Guy goes in to the chemist and asks the girl behind the counter for a box of condoms
"Large,medium or small , sir ? " she asks
With a knowing smile on his face and a cheeky wink to the girl ,
he replies "Large please "


so she passes him a box of 144 !

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