Oscar Pistorius - Accidental shooting of his girlfriend

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Oscar Pistorius - Accidental shooting of his girlfriend

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Oscar Pistorious - seems to me he meant to kill her - he hasn't a leg to stand on.
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:lol: I've been waiting for the right moment to drop that one and you beat me to it!
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Yep, up to his knees in it...
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They've taken away his prosthetics, in case he does a runner
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His defence team aren't worried....

They say he hasn't put a foot wrong.
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Give the guy a break he did write a Valentines prose....

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't try and surprise Oscar
He will shoot you
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Or....

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Never sneak up,
On Oscar Pistorious
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Bruce M wrote:His defence team aren't worried....

They say he hasn't put a foot wrong.
Defence team say foot prints have now been found :lol:
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Apparently they were having a row about him being legless all the time....
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In all seriousness....

It's a tragedy for the lady's family obviously.

I admired him before but he lost favour with me following his outburst when he didn't win the Men's 200-meter final at the Paralympic Games. A bad loser with an obvious temper.
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i just don't get the whole thing. if i woke up in the night and i found myself laying next to a supermodel AND being burgled, my reaction would be to..

1) wake up supermodel (optional)
2) have my way with supermodel
3) replace stolen items
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Admittedly, being sh1t scared of home invasion in SA is pretty believable....

The rest tho.....
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Apparently Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it
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David, David, nice one.
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He's a smug b@stard that Oscar Pistorius, walked free from his bail hearing with a spring in his step...
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