still my fav joke - short and funny

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still my fav joke - short and funny

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A girl walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre...... so the bar man gave her one!
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Mine...

How do we know Moses was the first motorcyclist?



Because it says in the bible that the roar of Moses' Triumph could be heard throughout all Egypt.


Simples ...... Yes I am! :)
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Mine...

How do you get a fat bird into bed ?


Piece of cake !
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Two tomatoes walking down the street. One says to the other ........

'ketchup'
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Why are pirates called pirates?

'Cause they 'Arrrrggghhh'!
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What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

'Phillipe Fillop'
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Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think men care
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Mr Pharmacist wrote:What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

'Phillipe Fillop'
Did you hear about the Irish man with two left feet who bought a pair of flip flips?
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Laugh ?

I almost started.

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That was my funny one liner

and in no way a comment on Redrobins excellent joke.

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Did you hear the one about the honest politician?





Nope...... Me neither.
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Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other..... do you know how to drive this thing?
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What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?


Men will spend 5 minutes looking for a golf ball.
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MT wrote:What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?


Men will spend 5 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Alternative version:

What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?

It only takes five minutes to find a golf ball.
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KS wrote: It only takes five minutes to find a golf ball.

You clearly don't play golf, Keith !!
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