New Reality Show?

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Dear Sir,

On behalf of Channel 4 Television, may I thank you for the application submitted on behalf of your wife for our new reality show, and also the charming photograph of her that you enclosed.

Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the program if selected, I would like to point out that the correct title of the series is actually "Fact Hunt".

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I don't get it. :?

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I'm going to guess you are joking? However, just incase you aren't, you have to think of something that rhymes with Fact Hunt that might involved a large women.
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Ooh, I think I get it now... that is good. :)

Is that a true story ?

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neilbardsley wrote:you have to think of something that rhymes with Fact Hunt that might involved a large women.
Lacked grunt?
Fat n'blunt?
I give up :lol:
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chris hak wrote:Fat n'blunt?
I give up :lol:
:)

Mike I assume it's too funny to be a real letter but I think that someone said Life is Stranger than Fiction?
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I gather Graham Norton did something similar the other night

While talking about Tarantino's new film he said something alomg the lines of "Django, with a silent D. Rather like the silent N in Tory cuts"


Obviously Mr Norton was channelling his inner Alexei Sayle
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Tosh wrote: Rather like the silent N in Tory cuts"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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