'Beef' burgers

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I thought there was someting strange about the Tesco burger I had last night.....
I woke up this morning with a bit between my teeth.

......and now I've got the trots.


I checked the sell by date and apparently... They're off!


sorry
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You should try the meat balls, they're the dogs bollocks.

I had a Horseburger, had to be admitted to A&E but I'm stable now :roll:
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I am glad we always make our own burgers now
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markm wrote:I am glad we always make our own burgers now
don't get that one :roll:
cheers, Mike.

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Simple mix up at the warehouse.

They shipped the packets marked "Le Burger" by mistake.
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:) Mike.
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don't get that one :roll:

Naaaaatherrr did I :lol:
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