Best joke at the edinburgh fringe

[kitchens]

I was asked by the bank to give them a new password it had to be eight characters so I gave then ....Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

[left4dead]

MMMMMmmmmmm, not sure about that one!

I prefer number two (I think it was):

Crime in multi-story car parks - wrong on so many levels....

Also:

I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.