Sad news...

[KS]

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front
door. There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a
problem.

One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a
picture of his wife.

The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.

The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been
hit by a truck."

The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an
excellent cook. "