Talking mattress

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mdmax72
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Talking mattress

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Took a girl home after night clubbing last night after a few drinks at mine we went up stairs while we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said ì hope thats not that fat c*** from last week.
The girl said what the f*** was that
i said its that old git memory foam mattress!!
Rich

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