Mr Cadbury

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judgespeed
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Mr Cadbury

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Mr Cadbury met ms Rowntree on a Double Decker, it was just after Eight,

they got off at Quality Street, infront of the Fishermans Friend pub. He

asked her name, 'Polo i'm the one with the hole', she said in a quiet

wispa. 'i'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he said!, Then he touched

her Creme Eggs. They checked into a hotel, he slipped his hand into

herSnickers and felt her Milky Way.He fondled her flap jacks and she

rubbed his TicTacs, it was afab moment as she let out a scream of Turkish


Delight! Sadly 3 days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip, it turns

out Ms Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts! :drunken:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Love it!
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