Man on the beach

[Ignatzcatz]

A man was sitting on a beach.
Tragically, through a recent car accident he had lost both his arms and both his legs.
During the long afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three women
seperately walked past him. Each felt very sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man smiled and said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man beamed and said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came up to him and said "have you ever been f###ed?"
The fellow's eyes lit up and said "No"
She said "Well you will be when the tide comes in."