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Post by 912uk »

Think of a number between 1 and 10


Ok you got it..


times the number by 2

ok now add 10 to that number....


now divide by 2


hmmm I am getting a vide about your number now


ok lastly take away your orginal number and I am guessing


hmmmm it's











5
yes?

It's magic 8)
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Post by mycar »

Oooooooh, you`re right, that`s really good, just tried it on my cat and it went down really well.

What`s that vide you get.... is that a wizardy sort of thing? I didn`t get any of that really but then cats are clever b*ggers.

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Post by Nige »

yeah, he's some kind of Warlock in the World of Warcraft at the weekends. Dresses up and everything. ;)

This is character name is Grand Zord or something.
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Post by 912uk »

No Carol Vorderman is my mom

Image

I have been brought up with numbers all my life

32 D 36GG 34FF :lol:
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Post by fourteener »

your mum is a milf
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Post by 912uk »

:lol:
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Post by early_911 »

Didn't on me . .

What does milf stand for . . . don't dear to google on works connection.

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Post by Peter »

Definite MILF :wink:
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Post by Evil J Guano »

What does milf stand for

:roll:

We even know that down 'ere


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Post by manipou »

well it should be MILTF but then it wouldnt roll off the tounge like it does..
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Post by Ferry Man »

manipou wrote:it wouldnt roll off the tongue like it does..
MILF's doing what? Disgusting. :lol:
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Post by 912uk »

you lot :lol: :lol:
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