I had an accident today....

[All tiied up]

I had a bit of a prang in the motor last night
I hit 3 chavs
1 went through the windscreen
1 dented the bonnet
and the other flew about 200 yards down the road
the police have been great
they charged 1 with breaking and entering
1 with criminal damage
and the other was charged with leaving the sceen of an accident