Any one dare try this out on their partner?

[IanMcLeod]

Fresh from a shower, a lady stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Uncharacteristically, he comes up with a suggestion "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she tears off a piece of toilet paper and standing in
front of the mirror, rubs it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

She stops and asks "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

[fourteener]

Heh. I wonder if it works for male genitalia...

[Barry]