DDK - Die Deutschen Klassiker

Just a quickie then I've got to go.

Man to a girl in a disco:
"Wow - I love your skintight pants, how ever do you get into them?"
Girl:
"You could start with a Bacardi and Babycham!"

Did you spot the clue that identified that joke as something from one's misspent youth. Yes, it was disco!

Ah, that was originally part of a string of Martini jokes from way back, first published in Playboy (allegedly). Your words but substitute 'Martini' instead of 'Bacardi and Babycham'...

You naughty boy, keeping that pile of well thumbed Playboy magazines under your bed, your mum's going to give you a slap!

Sorry, I keep meaning to send them back to you...

I don't want any of them with the pages stuck together!