Highbrow jokes
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Re: Highbrow jokes
That may have to go on Facebook for my fellow vehicle engineers!
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Oldie but goody:
A guy goes to see a psychoanalyst who shows him an ink blot, and says "What do you see?".
Patient replies: "A man and a woman making love."
The psychoanalyst shows him another ink blot - "OK, so what do you see this time?"
"Another man and woman making love" says the guy.
Psychoanalyst says: "You're completely obsessed with sex."
"What do you mean I am obsessed'? You are the one with all the dirty pictures".
A guy goes to see a psychoanalyst who shows him an ink blot, and says "What do you see?".
Patient replies: "A man and a woman making love."
The psychoanalyst shows him another ink blot - "OK, so what do you see this time?"
"Another man and woman making love" says the guy.
Psychoanalyst says: "You're completely obsessed with sex."
"What do you mean I am obsessed'? You are the one with all the dirty pictures".
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I went to library today, to find a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but when she went to look for it, it wasn't there.
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Technically speaking, alcohol is a solution.