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still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:19 pm
by redrobin911
A girl walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre...... so the bar man gave her one!
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:02 pm
by MT
Mine...
How do we know Moses was the first motorcyclist?
Because it says in the bible that the roar of Moses' Triumph could be heard throughout all Egypt.
Simples ...... Yes I am!
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:01 pm
by myatt1972
Mine...
How do you get a fat bird into bed ?
Piece of cake !
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:38 am
by Bootsy
Two tomatoes walking down the street. One says to the other ........
'ketchup'
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:54 am
by Jonny Hart
Why are pirates called pirates?
'Cause they 'Arrrrggghhh'!
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:18 pm
by Mr Pharmacist
What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
'Phillipe Fillop'
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:57 am
by MT
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:29 am
by redrobin911
Mr Pharmacist wrote:What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
'Phillipe Fillop'
Did you hear about the Irish man with two left feet who bought a pair of flip flips?
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:41 am
by mycar
Laugh ?
I almost started.
Mike.
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:43 am
by mycar
That was my funny one liner
and in no way a comment on Redrobins excellent joke.
Mike.
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:16 pm
by Bruce M
Did you hear the one about the honest politician?
Nope...... Me neither.
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:01 pm
by redrobin911
Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other..... do you know how to drive this thing?
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:21 pm
by MT
What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?
Men will spend 5 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:20 pm
by KS
MT wrote:What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?
Men will spend 5 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Alternative version:
What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?
It only takes five minutes to find a golf ball.
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:46 pm
by MT
KS wrote: It only takes five minutes to find a golf ball.
You clearly don't play golf, Keith !!