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Quick one liner
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:41 pm
by 210bhp
I walked into Morrison's today with my bag for life. The wife says she doesn't mind being called that.
Regards
Mike
Regards
Mike
Re: Quick one liner
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:13 pm
by Nige
Did you hear about the guy who drown in his bowl of muesli?
He got pulled down by a strong currant!
Re: Quick one liner
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:53 am
by drummerboytom
they said i'd never get over my Phil Collins fetish......but take a look at me now .
Re: Quick one liner
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:23 am
by Bootsy
Two tomatoes walking down the street, one turns to the other and says 'ketchup'
Re: Quick one liner
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:52 am
by 210bhp
What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter
Regards
Mike
Re: Quick one liner
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:54 am
by drummerboytom
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees.....
and then i saw her face .
Re: Quick one liner
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:58 am
by 101sinbad
two goldfish in a tank.
one turns around to the other one and says......so how the f*ck do we drive this thing then?
Re: Quick one liner
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:12 am
by ar_kid
Lifted from the Beeb the other night...
The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve neutrinos”
A Neutrino walks into a bar
Re: Quick one liner
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:33 am
by drummerboytom
Two parrots sat on a perch.......
one turns to the other and says "can you smell fish ?"