Magic sandals
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:30 pm
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. The were touring around the market place looking at the goods and such when they passed a small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper say, "You foreigners! Come in, come into me humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I's got some speshal sandal I tink you's'll be verra interested in. Dem makes you wild at de sex an stuff."
Well the wife was really quite interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, however her husband felt he really did'nt need them being the 356 owning Sex God that he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on man."
Well the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife had'nt seen before!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, yanked down his pants, bent him over the table, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold onto the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican began screaming: "You got dems on de wrong feet!"
From inside they heard the shopkeeper say, "You foreigners! Come in, come into me humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I's got some speshal sandal I tink you's'll be verra interested in. Dem makes you wild at de sex an stuff."
Well the wife was really quite interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, however her husband felt he really did'nt need them being the 356 owning Sex God that he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on man."
Well the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife had'nt seen before!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, yanked down his pants, bent him over the table, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold onto the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican began screaming: "You got dems on de wrong feet!"