Jamaican fireman

[Ignatzcatz]

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: "Ya'know sumptin, we have de wunderful new systim at de fire station,
Bell 1 ring we all puts on our jackets
Bell 2 ring we all slide down de pole
Bell 3 ring we jump on de fire engin an we's all reddy t'go
So from nows on, when Ja sez 'Bell one' I wants you to strip al naked, When I sez 'Bell two' you up an jump ona de bed. Den when I sez ' bell tree' we's gonna make de lovin all tru de nite'.
The next night he came home and shouted:
'Bell One' and she stripped naked
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed
'Bell three' and they started to make love
After a few minutes his wife yelled out 'Bell Four'
"What de hell is 'Bell four'?
And she replied:
"roll out more hose man, you aint nowhere de fire yet".