Rabbit..
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:49 am
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any
widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and
says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that
widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and
whispers... "I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk."
widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and
says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that
widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and
whispers... "I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk."