Chinese sick leave...
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:13 am
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........
You got nice house
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........
You got nice house