Black knickers...

[All tiied up]

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still

hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage.

Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to

get back into the world.

Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her

daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone

for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to

one another

and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a

weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she

undresses as he does.

There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties;

he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black

panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to

explore, but down there. . . . I am still in mourning." He

knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following

night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black

panties on, and he is in his birthday suit, except that he is

wearing a black condom. She looks at him and asks: "What's

with the black condom?" He replies: "I want to offer my deepest

condolences"