> A circus owner runs an advert for a ‘lion tamer wanted’
> and two people show up.
> One is an old golfer called Bill and the other is a
> drop-dead, gorgeous brunette in her mid-twenties
> with a beautiful body
>
> The circus owner tells them, “I'm not going to sugar coat it:
> this is one ferocious lion; he ate my last tamer so
> you two had better be good - or you're history.
> Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip and a gun.
> Who wants to try out first?"
>
> The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."
> She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and
> steps right into the cage.
> The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
> As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her
> coat revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body.
>
> The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls
> up to her and starts licking her all over.
> He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for
> several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.
>
> The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says
> "That's amazing; I've never seen anything like that in my life."
> He then turns to the old golfer and asks,
> "Can you top that?"
>
> The old golfer replies, "Possibly…. but you've got to
> get that lion out of there first."
Lion Tamer
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