Quick one liner

210bhp · Post by **210bhp** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:41 pm

I walked into Morrison's today with my bag for life. The wife says she doesn't mind being called that.

Regards
Mike

Regards
Mike

Nige · Post by **Nige** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:13 pm

Did you hear about the guy who drown in his bowl of muesli?

He got pulled down by a strong currant!

drummerboytom · Post by **drummerboytom** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:53 am

they said i'd never get over my Phil Collins fetish......but take a look at me now .

Post by **Bootsy** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:23 am

Two tomatoes walking down the street, one turns to the other and says 'ketchup'

210bhp · Post by **210bhp** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:52 am

What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?

A bus shelter

Regards
Mike

drummerboytom · Post by **drummerboytom** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:54 am

i thought my wife was joking when she said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees.....
and then i saw her face .

101sinbad · Post by **101sinbad** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:58 am

two goldfish in a tank.

one turns around to the other one and says......so how the f*ck do we drive this thing then?

ar_kid · Post by **ar_kid** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:12 am

Lifted from the Beeb the other night...

The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve neutrinos”

A Neutrino walks into a bar

drummerboytom · Post by **drummerboytom** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:33 am

Two parrots sat on a perch.......
one turns to the other and says "can you smell fish ?"

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