I canny do it...

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What bedspread should Wee Fraser have?

Kylie
3
21%
Westlife
2
14%
Dale Winton
6
43%
Classic Teletubbies
3
21%
 
Total votes: 14

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I canny do it...

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A slightly distraught Fraser calls Cubist at work and says "Och, ken y'no come over here and help me. I’ve got a new jigsaw puzzle, but I canny figure oot how to get it started."

Concerned that Fraser might be getting his favourite sequinned boobtube in a bit of a twizzle, Cubist asks Fraser what it’s supposed to be when it’s finished. He answers high-pitched and perplexed "well according to the picture on the box, it's supposed to be a happy tiger but i canny see it myself"

Cubist decides to go over and help out with Fraser's puzzle...

When he arrives, it’s randomly spread across Fraser's Kylie bedspread. Cubist glances momentarily at the pieces, looks at the front of the box, turns to Wee Fraser and says "first of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything like a tiger and secondly, I want you to sit down, have a nice cup of relaxing camomile tea whilst I put all the Frosties back in their box OK?"


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Post by Rose »

Veronica tells me he's already got a Thunderbirds duvet cover - and the matching jim-jams!!!

Rose
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Post by FraserMurray »

Very true but it's Dale all the way as far as this poll goes!
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Post by cubist »

Waking up with a faceful of Winton... mmmm... nice! :wink:
C U B I S T - 1 1 1 5

'83 Triumph Acclaim - 3sp Auto (cat D)
Singer 3232 - Titanium bobbin, Autothread
'67 Gresham Flyer - Puncture, rear
Sherbet Lemons - 4oz, loose
Motorola - PG 2000, locked
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Post by PAUL CALDERBANK »

Very true but it's Dale all the way as far as this poll goes!
That's fine if you like orange.
I'd steer clear of the Kylie one, you'll have trouble putting you pants on in the morning!
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Post by 912uk »

cracking joke or is that snap crackel and pop........
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Post by drummerboytom »

cubist wrote:Waking up with a faceful of Winton... mmmm... nice! :wink:
I'd prefer to wake up at the crack of Dawn
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Post by 912uk »

rather than wake up with the crack of Dawn.
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Post by cubist »

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Er... yes. Bloody good point :wink:
C U B I S T - 1 1 1 5

'83 Triumph Acclaim - 3sp Auto (cat D)
Singer 3232 - Titanium bobbin, Autothread
'67 Gresham Flyer - Puncture, rear
Sherbet Lemons - 4oz, loose
Motorola - PG 2000, locked
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Post by cubist »

Oooh, hang on though...


Sexy flippin' minx if you ask me :shock:
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C U B I S T - 1 1 1 5

'83 Triumph Acclaim - 3sp Auto (cat D)
Singer 3232 - Titanium bobbin, Autothread
'67 Gresham Flyer - Puncture, rear
Sherbet Lemons - 4oz, loose
Motorola - PG 2000, locked
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Post by 912uk »

cubist wrote:Image

Er... yes. Bloody good point :wink:
te he :lol: and there I was being all suttle and along comes Cubist.... :wink:

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