Tiger Woods always fancied an old 911 and on a recent tour of Ireland he bought the nicest example he could find. He pulled into a petrol station to fill her up and was greeted by a friendly attendent who new nothing of golf and didn't recognize Tiger.
" Top of ta morning to you sir , to be sure to be sure, what a lovely old classic you have there " enthused the attendent.
"Yes sir ee I always fancied a European pre impact bumper 911" said Tiger whilst leaning over to pull out the pump.
As he did so 2 golf tees dropped from his pocket.
" What on Gods earth be those " uttered the attendent.
" They are for resting my balls on when I'm driving " proclaimed Tiger.
" Jesus" said the attendent "even 40 years ago Porsche thought of everyting".
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