DDK - Die Deutschen Klassiker

I, P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in hi...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh*t, it's Global Warming. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of brea...

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Enjoy

And some don't...

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A cat falls into a pool a rooster laughs,
what is the moral of the story??












A wet pussy makes a happy c**k

Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put “Poor Planning” as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day...

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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle ...

How many can you spot?

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This had me on the floor in stiches LMAO.....watch in the sequential order down below...guarenteed to entertain!! :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5dPMtuZsCw&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRqMzSJMi64&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPvpb...