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by All tiied up
Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:11 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Super woman has been re-vamped...
Replies: 1
Views: 262

Super woman has been re-vamped...

This should be an intresting series!!!! :lol:


http://www.livevideo.com/etwisters
by All tiied up
Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:30 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Sex and Sandals
Replies: 2
Views: 353

Sex and Sandals

This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with an Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the mar...
by All tiied up
Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:58 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The best white van graffiti......
Replies: 5
Views: 486

The best white van graffiti......

What is the funniest message you have seen written in the dirt on a vehicle?

I'll start with a couple.......


"This ain't just any dirt -
This is M&S dirt"


"Washed by Ray Charles, and driven like Stevie Wonder"
by All tiied up
Thu May 31, 2007 7:21 pm
Forum: Porsche Past Events & Pictures
Topic: FARNFEST 07.... Live music :=))
Replies: 2
Views: 131

Starts tomorrow.....should be good!!! :)

May see some of you there!!!!

Keith 8)
by All tiied up
Mon May 28, 2007 3:38 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: You have a choice......
Replies: 0
Views: 240

You have a choice......

http://www.bikersoracle.com/blackbird/f ... ntid=30409

Im sure that some of you may of experienced this......... and thought about it!! :lol:
by All tiied up
Sat May 26, 2007 8:42 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New anti-gravity helicopter !!
Replies: 0
Views: 236

New anti-gravity helicopter !!

http://www.break.com/index/helicopter-b ... oving.html

This is quite a rare thing to see!!! :lol:
by All tiied up
Mon May 21, 2007 9:48 pm
Forum: Porsche Past Events & Pictures
Topic: To get us all in the mood for Scotland ...
Replies: 15
Views: 482

Hope ya'll have a great time.......

There's nothing like 'making good progress' !!! 8)
Just don't get caught!!!! :lol:


Have a safe journey :)
by All tiied up
Mon May 21, 2007 7:55 pm
Forum: Porsche Past Events & Pictures
Topic: FARNFEST 07.... Live music :=))
Replies: 2
Views: 131

11 days to go....!! 8)
by All tiied up
Wed May 16, 2007 9:05 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: smart guy
Replies: 1
Views: 250

LMAO....

It's the same as when you bet the woman you can make her breasts move for a £1 without touching them...!!!!



It's worth a £1 !!!! :lol:
by All tiied up
Wed May 16, 2007 9:00 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Man Catches Crocodile
Replies: 0
Views: 236

Man Catches Crocodile

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bit his legs off.

:lol:
by All tiied up
Tue May 15, 2007 4:44 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Asda
Replies: 2
Views: 322

PMSL :lol: Smooth......
by All tiied up
Tue May 15, 2007 4:30 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Ball licking....
Replies: 1
Views: 299

Ball licking....

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but...